Monday, February 13, 2012

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How to celebrate Valentine's Day like a vampire
-blood red roses: these should be given to your valentine at the beginning of the date and their petals should be spread over the intended place of romance, whether that is a bed or a bath or a carpet in front of a fire perhaps
-blood red wine: this will loosen silly inhibitions and heat the body making it pleasant to take off clothing and feel each other's touch
-blood red velvet cake: this sweet treat fed to your valentine will be a sensuous foreplay if done right

Valentine's Day done right, the vampire way :) well if a vampire could consume wine and cake...

Happy Valentine's Day to all human and not

2 comments:

  1. Well, it's about style, smell, sensuality, not about nutritive value, so wine and cake are fine!

    However, I's strongly recommend to add the dark red feather of a phoenix to tickle the most delicate spots.

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  2. oohhh that is a good one Valerie! Can't believe I forgot that :)

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