Monday, December 12, 2011

Santa is a Vampire...

I swear its true! Here is my evidence....

His favorite color is blood red....hello obvious one there
He only works at night....ummm duh
He is fast enough to get around the world in a night...okay vamps aren't that fast but hey he could be some special breed I've never heard of before
He can get into your head and know if you've been good or bad....a sip of blood perhaps and he knows all about you? Could be

I am not positive, but it makes damn good sense to me! Also would explain why he has never visited my house on Christmas Eve.............I would catch him and bite him for trespassing

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