I stopped at my author’s house, to check in on her, as I typically do, and found her speaking with this agent, Carly Bright.
Normally, I wouldn’t care. I am flexible in such regards, as long as it doesn’t interfere with my business. But, for some odd reason, I decided to wait outside and listen for a while. My exceptional hearing allows me the luxury of eavesdropping from a remarkable distance.
I have no problem with my author telling Carly’s story, as a matter of fact, I encourage her to do so. Carly is quite attractive and it gives me the opportunity to get to know her better, if you know what I mean. And no, Izzy shall not find out about that from any of you mere humans. Understand?
Anyway, my point, and yes, I do have one, is that I immediately found two potential problems with this situation.
Problem # 1 - As with any good World Bureau Paranormal Activity Agent Carly has a partner, but not just any partner. She has a vampire for a partner! Which means, that I will have yet another vampire traipsing around my territory, but this one is licensed to kill. The WBPA is known for their overly assertive tactics. For the record, I and I alone should be the only to hold the authority to kill in my territory. I should not have to share that with some damn bureaucratic agency.
Problem # 2 – It seems that Carly Bright is bisexual. Again, I have no problem with that except that while she is in my territory, I will now have overly active testosterone agents running around trying to bed her. Oh come on! Have you not seen her picture? She’s gorgeous!
I believe the best thing to do is acquaint myself with this Carly and her vampire partner and see where it goes from there, after all, I did hear Carly confess that she had slept with Tom and Ash.
Solution # 1 - if you keep your area clean, they'll be out of business. Easy.
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Cheers
Valerie
My territories are clean. Mostly. This Carly had come on unofficial business and it should remain that way. What I don't understand is how someone so clutzy can become a WBPA agent. Admittedly, she is sexy, but it isn't her good looks that will keep her alive. Perhaps, I should speak to her vampire partner, Ash, for some insight. Thanks for the offer of taking her off my hands, I will consider it.
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