It's Christmas eve and Tamara and myself have brought gifts to hand out to all our friends here on the Blog.
Tamara's gift for Naomi: Naomi our most quite reviewer, is an original complete works of Shakespeare. I pulled it out and dusted it off and now pass this work of art to you, my friend. This was the first book he published and it even has his edits in his handwriting. Enjoy!
Zyra's gift for Naomi: Naomi I want you to spend a week at a quiet cabin in the woods where you can spend your time as you wish, reading all the books you no doubt wish you had time for.
Zyra's gift for Naomi: Naomi I want you to spend a week at a quiet cabin in the woods where you can spend your time as you wish, reading all the books you no doubt wish you had time for.
Tamara's gift for Jonathan: Jonathan, for you my sweetheart I have arranged something very special. Look out your window, there is a 18 wheeler parked in front of your house and it's loaded with Cheetos! May you never run out. LOL
Zyra's gift for Jonathan: Jonathan I am deeply concerned for your health, Cheetos will not cover all your nutritional needs. Therefore I am gifting you with this lovely cookbook, 101 ways to satisfy a blood diet.
Tamara's gift for Anne: For Anne, here's a little something to help you keep up with the times. A brand new Laptop complete with video camera!Zyra's gift for Anne: A beautiful antique rotary phone, some things were better done in a past time.
Tamara's gift for Delora: Delora, My sweet and tasty human. Here's the gift only a vampire can bestow. I extend the offer to turn you myself... I would make it quite enjoyable, I promise.
Zyra's gift for Delora: Delora, human you may be I have become amused by you and so I am gifting you with my protection against Vamps who are less accepting of the lesser beings of earth.
Tamara's gift for Zyra: Zyra, my dear friend. I know that you are needing time alone with your beloved and for you I give you the gift of using my yacht, the Izmara. She and the crew are at your disposal whenever and wherever you would like to take your beloved to huh um, reconnect with each other.
Zyra's gift for Tamara: My gift for you is tied to a silver bedpost, your runaway Izzy there for you to do with as you see fit.
Zyra, what a wondeful gift! I hope you remembered to gag her or I'll never hear the end of it! LOL
ReplyDeleteMay this human holiday be filled with warmth and love for you and your beloved!
You are most welcome, and there is a firm gag in place don't you worry.
ReplyDeleteI think I will take you up on your offer of the Yacht, Christmas with the dogs is just not going to cut it, I am in great need of alone time with my love.
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!!! YOU GUYS ARE SOOO THE COOLEST!!! C*H*E*E*T*O*S !!!!!! YUM YUM!!!Tamara, you are sooo the best!!! *HUGS*
ReplyDeleteZyra---maybe I could do something like blood covered cheetos??? But I'm not so sure about taking the blood from someone/thing. Maybe if i get them already made that way, that'd be cool.... *GRIN*