Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Santa Claus is coming and so are you!

They say it’s better to give than to receive. Well, hundreds of sexy holiday gift ideas are available this year to bestow upon your own Naughty Little Vamp. Here are just a few creative ideas – and we invite your suggestions, too!

Books. Who doesn’t love a sexy read, especially for the holidays? And eXtasy Books has a sizzling selection of e-books and print books by talented authors who like it hot and write it HOTTER! And eXtasy Books is having a sizzling holiday sale right now with all backlist titles 30% OFF until December 31st. The only thing more fun than curling up with a good book is curling up with a good lover – and sometimes one’s just as good as the other, especially if you’re reading a title from eXtasy Books. Visit www.extasybooks.com

Body Paint. Huh? Oh, yes. Creamy, spreadable, edible body paint in three flavors of chocolate. Well, that’s enough to inspire the artist in me. Kama Sutra Lover’s Body Paint is packaged in small pots with brushes and comes in milk chocolate, dark chocolate with raspberry, and caramel. Mmmm! Whether you’re a Michelangelo or just a mess, you and your partner are bound to have fun getting flirty and dirty with this delicious activity. Sweeten things up at www.kamasutra.com

Naughty Knobs. No, not the one you’re probably thinking of, but actual hand-finished pewter hardware designed by artist Peter G. Conley. This clever guy has created five different knobs and pulls that no doubt will reflect your *ahem* exquisite taste in home furnishing accents. There is Heels, which is the bottom half of a woman wearing heels; Adam, a handsome male torso; Full Moon, a lovely female booty; 69, a gender-neutral couple engaging in – well – everybody’s lucky number; and Hands Tied, two fists bounds at the wrists. These fun knobs (aren’t all knobs fun?) are just the kind of decadence that many people reserve for their bedrooms, but personally, I would want to display in the formal areas of my house for my most prim and proper guests to see. Would you care for more tea, Mrs. Harrington? Check’em out at www.blowfish.com

Boudoir Photography. Ever thought of having some sexy PROFESSIONAL pictures taken of yourself as a gift for your significant other? Nothing like letting them see you in a whole new light! You’ll have to research the photographers in your area to see who offers this special area of photography because you’ll definitely want a pleasant experience in a comfortable environment to get the results you want. So, reserve your photo shoot, whip out your sexiest lingerie and flash your best smile – and whatever else you feel like showing. You’ll make a big holiday impression on your sweetheart by capturing your posterior for posterity. Say cheese!

I could go on about good things to give – head, for instance. Always appreciated. But I’d love to hear your ideas for fun holiday gifts – the sillier and more outrageous, the better. ‘Tis the season to be jolly and creative with your partner’s presents! Get hopping and get shopping….and let us know how it turns out…or on, as the case may be.

3 comments:

  1. WOAH! Body paint? That you can eat??? CHOCOLATE?!?
    Awwww, sounds like heaven, and I can play with it too!

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  2. These are wonderful ideas! I'm glad you came up with them. Thanx!

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  3. The naughty knobs are my favorite suggestion you gave. The profession pictures, I have done and let me tell you they are still being aprreciated by any and all who walk into our boudoir.

    I will add to your list a naughty personal poem. Read aloud to your partner while wearing something...inspirational.

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